what’s cooler than being cool?
using your turn signal
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why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????
I like my women how I like my men.
That’s the joke.
I am bisexual.
think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
this just changed my life
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sad
john: yeah mary invite your ex boyrfriend with whom you’re still inappropriately close to our wedding whatever
john: is that a woman near sherlock my sherlock this is unaCCEPTABLE ?????!!!!! !!!! ??????????? !!!!
guysss what’s ur ello usernames??
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
'i think hes bisexual '
'HES NOT GAY'
i didnt say he was gay you crusty fuck its called fucking bisexuality you goddamn trash hole
benedict cumberbatchben c