Friendly reminder that when Sherlock wrote this:
he was days away from this:
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
i just want one scene where sherlock does something really cute for/to john and thinks no one is watching but of course he’s caught by mycroft and lestrade and mrs hudson and basically everyone and they’re all just like awwww and sherlock is like SHUT UP EVERYBODY SHUT UP JUST GO AWAY NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
in me mums uterus…… womb womb
Hello is this the police? Someone made up a post on tumblr for notes. Yeah, it didn’t even happen, they just did it for notes